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Donald Trump Goes To Hell

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About the Author

In 2024, completely out of the blue, I was diagnosed with cancer. It didn’t run in the family, and I was otherwise in excellent health. 


Cancer. Possibly the scariest word in the English language. Bound to fill anyone with exitential dread, panic attacks, intense self reflection and questioning your mortality and place in the world.


But following my excellent doctors' orders,  I went through chemo and radiation; essentially, I was dragged right to the edge of Hell and then slowly dragged back into the realm of the living. 


Everything is good now, but naturally, during the dark times, one’s mind starts to ruminate on life and death and what happens in the Afterlife.

First it was just about me, but soon I was amusing myself with thoughts of more famous people, and one in particular. Donald Trump. Hey, even he has wondered aloud whether he will get into Heaven. If Karma has a say, I think a much different Fate awaits him in the Afterlife. 


This short story is the result of those musings. 


I am also determined to secure an agent and a publisher for my debut novel, which also dwells in the afterlife. More info on that as things develop, but in the meantime, 


I hope you enjoy my first foray into Fate and what might await us all when Donald Trump dies.

On the Horns of a Dilemma by Lara Mann

Being The Devil could be so tedious. Like most office jobs, it involved a lot of paperwork, something The Devil simply loathed. But as he was the acting head of Hell, not Chaos, it was, naturally, a necessary evil. 


Most of the work was stale and monotonous. Embezzled from your company? Thumbscrews attached to a charging wart hog should do it. Cheated on your wife? Every day you wake up back in school and not wearing pants, laughter ensues. Littering? Dropped into a woodchipper because come on, how hard is it to find a trash can? Stop being such an utter twat. The sins that men and women committed to get them sent to Hell were repetitive, unimaginative, and filled The Devil's days with boredom. 


Nothing really new under the sun, just variations on a theme. “Velma? Who do I have this afternoon?” The Devil growled through the intercom to his personal assistant. “Bernie Madoff is scheduled to come in at 2:00 PM,” said the perpetually cheerful Velma. 


The thrill of working for one of the biggest celebrities in the known universe had still not dimmed for her after five hundred years and probably never would. 


The Devil was spoiling for a fight. “Uggh. Have I read his file?” “It's been on your desk since this morning,” Velma responded neutrally. “Well, give me the Cliff Notes edition, I want to cut out early for a round of golf,” he snapped. 


“Lied to thousands of investors, bilked them of their life savings, pyramid scheme collapsed, gave a really awful public apology that didn't come close to showing any real remorse, went to prison, and is due to die of a heart attack in his prison cell in 43 minutes.” Velma smoothly rattled off. “Sir,” she added respectfully. 


“Yes, yes well, sounds like performing dental cleaning on un-sedated lions would be a good start for him and then have him take that toothbrush and clean all of Hell with it while being bitten by bullet ants. 


“Very good, sir,” Velma confirmed. “Would you like your usual caddy today?” 


“No, give OJ a pass. It's supposed to be punishment to him being my caddy, not me! I mean, the guy never shuts up!” The Devil grumped. “Get Stalin to meet me out on the course instead. At least he knows how to hold his tongue."


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